We took Elvis to college

Elvis is alive! So declared a fanatical Elvis fan a few years ago. My family and I were at a wedding reception for my stepson Danny. His new wife’s brother-in-law, “Scooter Norman” from the back woods of S.E. Texas, was an obsessive Elvis Presley fan who came to the reception. Scooter flat out would not believe that Elvis had died. He said that Elvis had gained too much weight and looked haggard…